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Posts tagged: xmas
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SalesChick:
So have you started Christmas shopping for your partner yet?
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Me:
Not too much. We're trying to be low key this year we always spend way too much.
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SalesChick:
Ohhhh. Ewww! You should just get her some of those Uggs slippers!
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Me:
Yeaahhhhh, you've never met Natalie have you? She's more like Justin Timberlake meets Ellen Degeneres.
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SalesChick:
Hmm. Well they have some nice loafers in men's shoes?
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Me:
Now you got it.
Guilt trips from Mom.
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Uncle Dario:
Listen Pay, you want my advice?
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Me:
Yeah sure.
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Uncle:
Some old Greek philosopher once said that men are like buses. Miss one, next fifteen one's coming.
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Me:
Isn't that Gucci Mane?
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Collin:
I want your ugly.
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Ricky:
You have enough, sorry.
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Collin:
GASP! *bitchslap*
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Ricky:
*pimpslap* OVERPOWERED.
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Collin:
*flamethrowerslap*
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Collin:
*bazookaslap*
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Collin:
LOL BAZOOKASLAP
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Ricky:
*BOBBYSLAP*
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Collin:
i lose :(
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Regular guy on megaphone (landside):
NICE BOAT.
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Rich schmuck on yacht:
Thanks! You have no idea how fun this is.
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Regular guy:
Yeah, I don't.
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Imagine loads of Bluth families parading their wealth on the sea for us commoners to gawk at. They even had megaphones with some guy doing commentary, and this happened. Lol.
