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Posts tagged: wtf?

So are you goth now?
  • Mom:

    I will sign off now, I know that you are working. I will call you Sunday, what time would be best?

  • James:

    4ish?

  • Mom:

    Okay, by the way did I tell you I dyed my hair black?

  • James:

    nope. when, why, what?

  • Mom:

    I love you and will talk to you Sunday around 4 pm

11/12/10, 6:14am FILED UNDER: #parents  #moms  #goth  #black hair  #emo kid  #wait what?  #wtf?  #family 
This week in "How to be a creep":
  • Older married dude:

    So what do you do for a living? Are you a stripper?

  • Me:

    I work in... what? Why would you say that?

  • Older married dude:

    I don't know. Wishful thinking I guess.

/reblogged from No bites of my food.
NOTES: 23 11/9/10, 1:28pm FILED UNDER: #creeps  #strippers  #career opportunities  #wow  #gross  #wtf? 
only in my house.
  • karson kaylee:

    wheres the lotion

  • Mom:

    On top of the stove

/reblogged from this is not for you.
1/12/10, 3:42am FILED UNDER: #wtf?  #lotion  #stove  #family  #parents  #moms  #lolwut? 
My brother's first pimple.
  • Anthony:

    OWWW SHIT THAT HURTS. Is it gone?!

  • Me:

    HAH, no. No pus has come out.

  • Anthony:

    You said pus came out!

  • Me:

    There's the watery shit; you need white pus.

  • Anthony:

    WHAT THE FUCK IS WHITE PUS?

/reblogged from walang hiya.
10/21/09, 2:32pm FILED UNDER: #family  #life lessons  #wtf?  #CAPS