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Posts tagged: wow
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Older married dude:
So what do you do for a living? Are you a stripper?
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Me:
I work in... what? Why would you say that?
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Older married dude:
I don't know. Wishful thinking I guess.
Me: I got us a netflix account, now we can instantly watch thousands of movies and TV shows.
Mom: What if I want to watch a new release? God, Anna! You’re so selfish!
Me:
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M:
he kinda makes me want to punch him in the face
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M:
but also in the balls
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M:
probably the balls first so he doubles over
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M:
then i can uppercut his face
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M:
like in mike tyson's punch-out
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H:
wow
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mom:
isn't life meaningless?
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me:
yeah. what do you mean?
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mom:
you wake up, eat. maybe get a phone call. go out. come back, eat, go to sleep.
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me:
yep.
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mom:
that's why we have to pray so that we can die sooner.
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Ian:
*drips eye mo and look at me with puppy eyes*
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Me:
???
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Ian:
Don't you feel getting electrocuted by me?
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Me:
Nope
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Ian:
You have boyfriend?
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Me:
Nope.
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Ian:
Then you must be a lesbian. If not why you didn't react when I gave that eyes to you.
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Me:
Er...
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Ian:
I used to be called the Flash, because I have eyes that gives off sparks.
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Me:
=.=
