Posts tagged: work
have you met connie yet?
lady with the gay son who owns the saloon? yeah she likes me cause im the token gay, oh wait, now we have new gay.
that dude sucks.
he DOES suck! i love you.
hi daddy, how are you?
good, baby. You?
good. Here. How's work?
you know, baby. Work is here and there. It has it's ups and downs.
here and there? Up and down? It sounds like, perhaps, you have an instrument that allows you to be in several locations simultaneously. Hmph. So are you busy?
I am... somewhat.
you are... somewhat? So you haven't entirely materialized? Maybe that's because you're spreading yourself so thin being in all those places at once.
that must be it.
Why are we like this, Elina? Can you even give me a little sense as to why we put off so much work for so fucking long?
Because it's boring. And we believe in ourselves so much it's unhealthy.
You just gave me a ray of light.
One of the sound designers here has been yelling about Hitler for the past half-hour.
Good.
Shut up.
The first auction item at this event my office hosted was a painting of a dog wearing a hat. Everyone seemed impressed by it. The price started around $1000. Someone ended up buying it.
...
But it's a dog! Wearing a hat! I can take a picture of a dog wearing a hat with a camera, edit it in Photoshop, and make it even better than that!
no, the painting is very nice.
For that much?
Intern nods.
But it's a dog! Wearing a hat!