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reasons i love my boss
  • boss:

    have you met connie yet?

  • me:

    lady with the gay son who owns the saloon? yeah she likes me cause im the token gay, oh wait, now we have new gay.

  • boss:

    that dude sucks.

  • me:

    he DOES suck! i love you.

Nerdery.
  • Chris:

    hi daddy, how are you?

  • Daddy:

    good, baby. You?

  • Chris:

    good. Here. How's work?

  • Daddy:

    you know, baby. Work is here and there. It has it's ups and downs.

  • Chris:

    here and there? Up and down? It sounds like, perhaps, you have an instrument that allows you to be in several locations simultaneously. Hmph. So are you busy?

  • Daddy:

    I am... somewhat.

  • Chris:

    you are... somewhat? So you haven't entirely materialized? Maybe that's because you're spreading yourself so thin being in all those places at once.

  • Daddy:

    that must be it.

Re: Procrastination
  • Me:

    Why are we like this, Elina? Can you even give me a little sense as to why we put off so much work for so fucking long?

  • Elina:

    Because it's boring. And we believe in ourselves so much it's unhealthy.

  • Me:

    You just gave me a ray of light.

/reblogged from symphonika
8/7/10, 3:29pm FILED UNDER: #procrastination  #work  #hope  #boring 
Sympathy
  • Mardison:

    One of the sound designers here has been yelling about Hitler for the past half-hour.

  • Zary:

    Good.

  • Mardison:

    Shut up.

/reblogged from mardisonsharkel
NOTES: 1 7/4/10, 11:41pm FILED UNDER: #hitler  #work  #sympathy 
A dog. Wearing a hat.
  • The first auction item at this event my office hosted was a painting of a dog wearing a hat. Everyone seemed impressed by it. The price started around $1000. Someone ended up buying it.

  • ...

  • Me:

    But it's a dog! Wearing a hat! I can take a picture of a dog wearing a hat with a camera, edit it in Photoshop, and make it even better than that!

  • Intern:

    no, the painting is very nice.

  • Me:

    For that much?

  • Intern nods.

  • Me:

    But it's a dog! Wearing a hat!