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Posts tagged: timberlake meets ellen

Christmas shopping for my "lesbian life partner" at Nordstrom:
  • SalesChick:

    So have you started Christmas shopping for your partner yet?

  • Me:

    Not too much. We're trying to be low key this year we always spend way too much.

  • SalesChick:

    Ohhhh. Ewww! You should just get her some of those Uggs slippers!

  • Me:

    Yeaahhhhh, you've never met Natalie have you? She's more like Justin Timberlake meets Ellen Degeneres.

  • SalesChick:

    Hmm. Well they have some nice loafers in men's shoes?

  • Me:

    Now you got it.