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Posts tagged: the gays

reasons i love my boss
  • boss:

    have you met connie yet?

  • me:

    lady with the gay son who owns the saloon? yeah she likes me cause im the token gay, oh wait, now we have new gay.

  • boss:

    that dude sucks.

  • me:

    he DOES suck! i love you.

On talking to straight middle aged people about gay pride (circa 2009):
  • Me:

    I'm going to Columbus for gay pride.

  • Middle aged Boss:

    Oh no. Just don't get arrested.

  • Me:

    I don't think you understand what pride is.

  • MAB:

    Well, I can't afford to have you on the news.

  • Me:

    Ok I REALLY don't think you understand.

Sorry Grandma, No One Wants to Teach You About Scissoring
  • Sister:

    So, I was on the phone with Grandma after you came out to her.

  • Me:

    Oh? How did that go?

  • Sister:

    Well...this is what she said:

  • Grandma:

    Kendra told me her secret today and I don't think I took it as well as I should have. But if it makes her happy, then that's good. I want her to be happy.

  • Sister:

    Yep, me too.

  • Grandma:

    One of these days, one of you grandkids are going to have to teach me how this works.

  • Sister:

    How what works, Grandma?

  • Grandma:

    How it works for two girls to be together.

  • Sister:

    Uh...*pause* Grandma, I don't really know either.

  • Grandma:

    Well 'cause I know there are toys but then I see that image and I don't want to think about it.

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  • Oh dear.