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Don't We All
  • me:

    the con ed lady told me to have a nice thanksgiving

  • is thanksgiving soon

  • Casey:

    this month

  • me:

    or is she just being cute

  • about how she comes once a month

  • Casey:

    well she wont see you before thanksgiving

  • me:

    objectively, is it soon, though?

  • Casey:

    well not really

  • but it is one of the bigger holidays

  • and its this month

  • me:

    its in

  • 16 days

  • that seems soon?

  • Casey:

    ok

  • so it is soon

  • me:

    but it doesnt seem soon at the same time..

  • Casey:

    youre being difficult

  • me:

    i just want some fucking answers

Thanksgiving: A Ritual Sacrifice. With Pie.

zombizombi:

Gerhardt : And that’s why it’s appropriate that the ground-breaking for the U.C. Sunnydale Cultural Partnership Center is taking place so soon before Thanksgiving. Because that’s what the melting pot is about– Contributions from all cultures, making our culture stronger…

Willow : What a load of horse hooey.

Buffy : We have a counterpoint?

Willow : Yeah. Thanksgiving isn’t about blending of 2 cultures. It’s about one culture wiping out another. And then they make animated specials about the part where, with the maize and the big, big belt buckles. They don’t show you the next scene, where all the bison die and Squanto takes a musket ball in the stomach.

Buffy : Ok. Now, for some of that, you were channeling your mother?

Willow : Well, yeah, sort of. That’s why she doesn’t celebrate Thanksgiving or Columbus day– You know, the destruction of the indigenous peoples. I know it sounds a little overwrought, but really, she’s…She’s right.

Buffy : Yeah. I guess I never really thought about it that way. With Mom at Aunt Darlene’s this year, I’m not getting a Thanksgiving. Maybe it’s just as well.

Anya : Well, I think that’s a shame. I love a ritual sacrifice.

Buffy : It’s not really a one of those.

Anya : To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It’s a ritual sacrifice, with pie.

So, about that cookie...
  • Sister:

    Happy Thanksgiving... Where's my cookie, where's my cookie!?

  • Me:

    I'm thankful for a sister who doesn't beg for cookies.

  • Sister:

    You don't have a sister who doesn't beg for cookies... unless you're talking about Ed.

  • Me:

    Dangg, that's messed up! lol

/reblogged from chillytaru
11/27/09, 5:57am FILED UNDER: #thanksgiving  #family  #siblings  #cookies 
Which means it's like Tim had sex with... wait, now I'm lost
  • Beth (cousin):

    Ew, that's disgusting! WAIT, so it's like she had sex with you!

  • Mom:

    HAHAHAHA if that's true than it's like he had sex with Tim!

  • ...Yes, this conversation took place at the dining room table today. Yes, my entire family was present. Yes, the topic of dessert was my sex life. Happy thanksgiving, Court.

My people know what’s up

bluesfan:

17 of us sat down to dinner at my Aunt’s place in Mass. My Uncle Raoul read from a vase what people had said they were thankful for. The responses described that side of the family perfectly…

1. Booze!

2. Family and friends.

3. KISS getting back together.

4-17. Family, health, and friends.

I missed my family so much. It was great seeing everyone.

Holy apple crisp Batman. Just saying…it was delicious.