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Posts tagged: technology

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  • Mom:

    Do I have your email address?

  • James:

    well, mom, how are you talking to me?

  • Mom:

    Okay, stupid question.

11/10/10, 3:01pm FILED UNDER: #parents  #moms  #the internets are hard  #technology  #fail  #family  #gchat 
Pavlov Approves

  • *In computer lab*

  • *printer beeps 3 times*

  • Suad:

    What? There's a microwave here?

/reblogged from & it's all a mirage.
NOTES: 4 6/5/10, 12:22am FILED UNDER: #food  #computer lab  #facepalm  #printer  #technology  #fail 
IT WILL CATCH ON!

blackbettyshoes:

roger:  im sure, i must admit i dont have any pics in my inbox 

me:  i am uploading them on to the computer. i dont have a fancy lap top or iphone 

roger:  lol that has nothing to do with itlike im always talking about my rad hardware haha

me:  LOL you dont need to talk about ityou wear it in your hair 

roger:  what?  i dont know what that means 

me:  umm…ok like some people say they wear their hearts on their sleeves 

roger:  yes 

me:  like that   lol    SHOW OFF 

roger:  i wear my computer in my hair?

me:  lol 

roger:  i dont think that phrase will catch on lol 

me:  LOL  why!?

/reblogged from Yeni In The Wolf Hat
PRINT THIS POST 3/28/10, 6:28pm FILED UNDER: #sayings that never catch on  #heart on sleeve  #feather in cap  #computer in hair  #technology  #CAPS 
vinh: Vinh: Can I have laser vision? Optometrist: Vinh, I don’t think you need corrective surgery. Vinh: No, I meant I want to shoot lasers from my eyes. Vinh: Like Cyclops from the X-Men, but socially awkward and with nicer hair. Optometrist: … Vinh: That’s okay if you can’t, but let me know when the technology becomes available. I like to think my doctors look forward to my yearly visits.

vinh:

Vinh: Can I have laser vision?
Optometrist: Vinh, I don’t think you need corrective surgery.
Vinh: No, I meant I want to shoot lasers from my eyes.
Vinh: Like Cyclops from the X-Men, but socially awkward and with nicer hair.
Optometrist: …
Vinh: That’s okay if you can’t, but let me know when the technology becomes available.

I like to think my doctors look forward to my yearly visits.

/reblogged from claw marks in the frozen peas
HIGH RES NOTES: 27 3/20/10, 4:48am FILED UNDER: #optometrist  #eye doctor  #laser vision  #technology  #xmen  #superpowers 
huggr.
  • hrrrthrrr:

    I cant wait for technology to advance so that I can give you a hug from LA to NY

  • redacted:

    TeleHug Corporation

  • redacted:

    Advanced Hugbotics

  • hrrrthrrr:

    what else do you got?

  • redacted:

    Hugtel Physiocommunication Services

  • redacted:

    I'm pulling these right off google stocks

  • redacted:

    this is a real problem that's being addressed by entrepreneurs as we speak

  • hrrrthrrr:

    I'm glad actually. saves me from having to fly out to see you

  • redacted:

    Huggr

  • hrrrthrrr:

    you can stop there. that's the one.

/reblogged from hrrrthrrr
NOTES: 45 11/23/09, 5:58pm FILED UNDER: #huggr  #telehug corp  #advanced hugbotics  #hugtel physiocommunication services  #hugs  #bi coastal  #long distance  #technology  #dating  #romance