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Posts tagged: romance

tlbb:

i’d say he took it well :-)

tlbb:

i’d say he took it well :-)

/reblogged from tlbb
NOTES: 35 12/3/10, 4:01pm FILED UNDER: #dating  #romance  #ex texts  #funny 
The WB does that to people
  • Ali:

    I was up until 3 AM watching "What I Like About You."

  • Me:

    What the hell is that?

  • Ali:

    It was that old WB sitcom with Amanda Bynes and Jennie Garth from 90210!

  • Me:

    You have such terrible taste in things. It makes me question the kind of person I am.

Love
  • Ali:

    I forgot to put my ring on this morning. How are people going to know we're engaged now?

  • Me:

    If we're together they'll be able to tell by the heavy sighing.

teaching my friend 'the game'
  • him:

    well, i gave her a call and she didn't answer, so i guess the ball's in her court?

  • me:

    what? you GAVE her the ball? HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED BASKETBALL.

  • him:

    yeah.

  • me:

    what you do is you pretend as though you aren't interested in the game. that way she thinks you're not playing so that she drops the ball, and that's when you grab it. bam, three pointer. you just banged her. YOU'RE WELCOME.

  • him:

    dude, i hate all this 'game' bullshit.

  • me:

    oh, that's just because you're not good at it yet.

On new romance...
  • Mia:

    so that's going well?

  • Chachi:

    yup, really well

  • Mia:

    are you in loooooove?

  • Chachi:

    I'm incapable of love, I'm dead on the inside from the gin, but I like him quite a bit