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Posts tagged: politics

I had this conversation with my dad last night:
  • Me:

    I'm a little worried about finding a job, but not too much.

  • Dad:

    Well now that we've got some more Republicans in congress, things should start to improve.

  • Me:

    OH, COME ON. WHAT A LOAD OF HORSESHIT.

  • Dad:

    ...

  • Me:

    I mean, I disagree with that.

Trade Relations
  • Me:

    I'm still mad at you. But I love you.

  • He:

    I love you too. You can be mad at me forever, as long as you still love me though. It's still good.

  • Me:

    Hug embargo.

  • He:

    Cold.