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Posts tagged: parents

via When Parents Text
  • Me:

    There’s no bacon in the dining hall

  • Dad:

    Burn the place down

I had this conversation with my dad last night:
  • Me:

    I'm a little worried about finding a job, but not too much.

  • Dad:

    Well now that we've got some more Republicans in congress, things should start to improve.

  • Me:

    OH, COME ON. WHAT A LOAD OF HORSESHIT.

  • Dad:

    ...

  • Me:

    I mean, I disagree with that.

hellamike:

Guilt trips from Mom.

hellamike:

Guilt trips from Mom.

So are you goth now?
  • Mom:

    I will sign off now, I know that you are working. I will call you Sunday, what time would be best?

  • James:

    4ish?

  • Mom:

    Okay, by the way did I tell you I dyed my hair black?

  • James:

    nope. when, why, what?

  • Mom:

    I love you and will talk to you Sunday around 4 pm

Via Gchat
  • Mom:

    Do I have your email address?

  • James:

    well, mom, how are you talking to me?

  • Mom:

    Okay, stupid question.