Posts tagged: no pants
How was the show?
The band was great! The part where people with no pants on read poetry got tiresome though...
i pulled my pants down and i couldn't get ‘em back up.
your mom has a similar problem when i'm around.
my mom's dead. you're an asshole
that's why she can't pull ‘em back up
...hey, we're looking for a new lead singer if anyone here knows how to sing!
so where are we going?
im not going anywhere cos im not wearing clothes
put some on so we can carve up some parties
yeah we'll make a scene alright. ladies lock up your daughters, julians on the prowl
true that. lets take out felicitys party like the beasts we are
so, idk if i should take nyquil tonight...
Why?
this morning i woke up with no pants on.
By the way I'm wearing no pants.
Me neither.
Seriously?
I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.