Posts tagged: nerdery
Me: I’m sad. My favorite shirt got ruined.*
Erin: Which one of your Star Wars themed shirts got ruined?
Me: …the red Calvin and Hobbes/Han and Chewie shirt.*It’s been repaired. Don’t stress your sweet little nerdy hearts.
hi daddy, how are you?
good, baby. You?
good. Here. How's work?
you know, baby. Work is here and there. It has it's ups and downs.
here and there? Up and down? It sounds like, perhaps, you have an instrument that allows you to be in several locations simultaneously. Hmph. So are you busy?
I am... somewhat.
you are... somewhat? So you haven't entirely materialized? Maybe that's because you're spreading yourself so thin being in all those places at once.
that must be it.
I'm on my periods. It's making me sad
i am too! our vaginas are in sync!
lkdsjgksdjgs.Vagina Power Touch. BAM! floral power!
:|
I wish I knew
I met a cute, geeky girl in a bar and exchanged these texts later that evening:
Me: I can’t believe you know about SEO
Her: Turn you on? :)
Me: Definitely optimizes my engine.
Her: That’s only because you have a good conversion rate.
Me: You’re welcome to clickthrough.
Her: I’m afraid you may be a black hatter. Not a fan of interlinking.
Me: Too bad. I’d like to Bing.
Her: Well you are good at latent semantic indexing…
Me: Fuck, this is getting technical
Her: Are you cloaking?
Me: Well, I’m certainly not keyword stuffing
Her: I’m enjoying your splash page :)
Me: Then crawl it
Her: Not enough content in the meta data
Me: Not sure if you just called me an idiot or said I had a small penis
Her: No, just your content hasn’t been indexed yet. Simply happens to be very dynamic… in a very good way :)
Me: I’m not into backlinks though so don’t try anything
Her: I can’t figure out the translation…
Me: Anal.
I sent you a request on Farmville.
I just helped you. You owe me!
Oh, and can you use the link on my wall to help with my brain raising?
It says I have to wait another hour. Oh, the things I do to get in your pants.
