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Posts tagged: nat
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SalesChick:
So have you started Christmas shopping for your partner yet?
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Me:
Not too much. We're trying to be low key this year we always spend way too much.
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SalesChick:
Ohhhh. Ewww! You should just get her some of those Uggs slippers!
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Me:
Yeaahhhhh, you've never met Natalie have you? She's more like Justin Timberlake meets Ellen Degeneres.
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SalesChick:
Hmm. Well they have some nice loafers in men's shoes?
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Me:
Now you got it.
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Nat:
27 notes on you looking pretty at dinner last night!
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Me:
Awwww, thanks Tumblr.
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Nat:
Oh, but 39 notes on my new Swagger deodorant.
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Me:
Figures I can't beat a stick of deodorant.
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Nat:
Sorry I was up so late, I was working on a blingee for Avocado's birthday.
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Me:
Awwwww. How old is she anyway?
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Nat:
I don't know...6, 18, 35? No really, I think she's really pretty young.
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Me:
You should put her in a paper bag in the pantry...she'll ripen faster.
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Mel:
Like the day when you pretended to be a dinosaur for way too long and then wrote on the bathroom mirror when I was in the shower, "Why won't you let me be a dinosaur?"
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Me:
Yes. Like that.
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and then I was a velociraptor for way too long, fell down and understood why they died. tiny arms are hard to work with on a day to day basis.
Bathroom mirror love note I just received… “I love you more than video games, beer, and dinosaurs.”
While this doesn’t technically fall under our snarky little umbrella, it IS writing and it IS in a bathroom… Close enough, tumblesbians - you win this time…
