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Posts tagged: monkey
tlbb:
GAY PICTIONARY
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Me:
did you guys bring food?
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Co-worker:
yes.
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Me:
boo
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Co-worker:
saving money is for chumps.
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Me:
or chimps
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Co-worker:
or poor people, like us
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Me:
no, not chimps...chimps don't save...you give a chimp some money, he's gonna run out and get some skates, or a propeller hat, or a cigar, and run around flaunting his new purchase and then he'll throw his poop at you to make you feel bad about not having new stuff. That's how chimps roll.
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Co-worker:
Poop throwing should be an olympic sport.
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Me:
it's cool when monkeys do it...I'm pretty sure if a bunch of dudes got into a poop throwing competition, it would just be gross.
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Co-worker:
maybe if they dress like monkeys?
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Me:
see, now we've moved on to fetishes.
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Co-worker:
ew
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Me:
hey, this was YOUR idea.
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JT:
Tell Jorr he will never win the [Talk of the Nation Political Junkie] No Prize t-shirt.
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Me:
Do you wear yours every Wednesday?
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JT:
No, but I should. I just want to rub it in his face.
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(this is where I tell Jorr I have faith in him)
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JT:
Thanks a lot.
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Me:
I'm not your monkey.
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me:
aaaaaaaaaand...STRIKE THREE! i'm gonna block you for the rest of the day
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her:
lol. hey! don't do that!
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i WILL throw poop at you!
