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hellamike:

Guilt trips from Mom.

hellamike:

Guilt trips from Mom.

So are you goth now?
  • Mom:

    I will sign off now, I know that you are working. I will call you Sunday, what time would be best?

  • James:

    4ish?

  • Mom:

    Okay, by the way did I tell you I dyed my hair black?

  • James:

    nope. when, why, what?

  • Mom:

    I love you and will talk to you Sunday around 4 pm

Via Gchat
  • Mom:

    Do I have your email address?

  • James:

    well, mom, how are you talking to me?

  • Mom:

    Okay, stupid question.

Asian mother.
  • Ok so im in the car listening to the radio, and im listening to the song "Imma Be" by Black Eyed Peas.

  • Me:

    *jammin out.*

  • Mom:

    ....Why do they keep saying bumblebee!?!?!

What the Bieber!?
  • You:

    Justin Bieber... why... why is everyone into him? EVEN THE MOMS?

  • Stranger:

    I dunno, maybe they're pedobears.

  • You:

    I can understand if the mom's go for Edward, but JUSTIN?

  • Stranger:

    Strange Love.

  • You:

    JUSTIN...

  • Stranger:

    The heart wants what the heart wants.

  • You:

    My heart wants to give up.

  • Stranger:

    Do you need to be Rick rolled?

  • You:

    No...

  • Stranger:

    Then tell it to stop being emo.

  • You:

    My heart wants what it wants.

  • Stranger:

    Then maybe I should stab it and see if it still wants that?

  • You:

    dO_Ob

  • Stranger:

    Hahahaha.

  • You:

    Ugh, there's no arguing with you.

  • Stranger:

    You best belieber it!

  • -You disconnected from the chat-