Posts tagged: milkshake
Cass: ♥ That was very sweet of you.
Me: It’s what I do.
Me: My sweetness brings all the girls to the yard. They’re like “I like you as a friend.”
Me: …
Me: That wasn’t as catchy as the original song…
I'm covered in cats. They just want my water bottle.
Your hot water bottle brings all the cats to the yard?
Damn right. It's better than yours.
I could teach you
but you know, I'd have to charge
