Posts tagged: marriage
So have you started Christmas shopping for your partner yet?
Not too much. We're trying to be low key this year we always spend way too much.
Ohhhh. Ewww! You should just get her some of those Uggs slippers!
Yeaahhhhh, you've never met Natalie have you? She's more like Justin Timberlake meets Ellen Degeneres.
Hmm. Well they have some nice loafers in men's shoes?
Now you got it.
I forgot to put my ring on this morning. How are people going to know we're engaged now?
If we're together they'll be able to tell by the heavy sighing.
27 notes on you looking pretty at dinner last night!
Awwww, thanks Tumblr.
Oh, but 39 notes on my new Swagger deodorant.
Figures I can't beat a stick of deodorant.
I love you, but if you even THINK of touching me while we sleep tonight I will punch you in the vagina.
Don't worry, I have no plans of coming anywhere near you.
