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Posts tagged: holidays

Don't We All
  • me:

    the con ed lady told me to have a nice thanksgiving

  • is thanksgiving soon

  • Casey:

    this month

  • me:

    or is she just being cute

  • about how she comes once a month

  • Casey:

    well she wont see you before thanksgiving

  • me:

    objectively, is it soon, though?

  • Casey:

    well not really

  • but it is one of the bigger holidays

  • and its this month

  • me:

    its in

  • 16 days

  • that seems soon?

  • Casey:

    ok

  • so it is soon

  • me:

    but it doesnt seem soon at the same time..

  • Casey:

    youre being difficult

  • me:

    i just want some fucking answers

My motherinimaginarylaw has invited some lonely person over "easter dinner" because "no one should be alone on a holiday"
  • Natalie:

    But it's not REALLY a holiday...it's just Easter, it's about an imaginary bunny.

  • Mother In Law:

    It IS a holiday! It's all aboout Jesus rising from the dead!

  • Me:

    Then why are there bunnies everywhere?

  • Mother In Law:

    Well, it's a mix of the two...and we'll have ham.

A yummy
  • me:

    wait, they put their chocolate in the fridge?!

  • my sister:

    yeah

  • me:

    that's a no-no.

  • my sister:

    that's a yummy.

/reblogged from cracked skin
1/3/10, 2:25pm FILED UNDER: #chocolate  #treats  #holidays  #yum  #foods 
sparklesthezipper:

:)

He’s putting the “sader” in sadernalia?

sparklesthezipper:

:)

He’s putting the “sader” in sadernalia?

Who are you going to believe?
  • Me:

    So is it pumpkin custard time?

  • Mom:

    Yes!

  • Dad:

    How about that whipped cream I didn't make?

  • Mom:

    HA.

  • Dad:

    Just pour milk on it.

  • Me:

    Gross.

  • Mom:

    Gross.

  • Dad:

    I always do that.

  • Me:

    What?!

  • Mom:

    No you don't.

  • Me (to Mom):

    He's probably thinking of something else.

  • Dad:

    No he's not!