Posts tagged: holidays
the con ed lady told me to have a nice thanksgiving
is thanksgiving soon
this month
or is she just being cute
about how she comes once a month
well she wont see you before thanksgiving
objectively, is it soon, though?
well not really
but it is one of the bigger holidays
and its this month
its in
16 days
that seems soon?
ok
so it is soon
but it doesnt seem soon at the same time..
youre being difficult
i just want some fucking answers
But it's not REALLY a holiday...it's just Easter, it's about an imaginary bunny.
It IS a holiday! It's all aboout Jesus rising from the dead!
Then why are there bunnies everywhere?
Well, it's a mix of the two...and we'll have ham.
wait, they put their chocolate in the fridge?!
yeah
that's a no-no.
that's a yummy.
So is it pumpkin custard time?
Yes!
How about that whipped cream I didn't make?
HA.
Just pour milk on it.
Gross.
Gross.
I always do that.
What?!
No you don't.
He's probably thinking of something else.
No he's not!