Posts tagged: gross
So what do you do for a living? Are you a stripper?
I work in... what? Why would you say that?
I don't know. Wishful thinking I guess.
Dude, do you smell that? My neighborhood always smells like this when it's windy and I've never been able to figure out what it is.
...I mean, I can tell you, but I don't think you want to know.
Yes I do!
No, you don't.
Yes I do!
I promise you, you don't.
Dammit, yes I do!
It's pig thyroid from the slaughterhouse.
*horrified*
Told you.
