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tlbb:

GAY PICTIONARY

tlbb:

GAY PICTIONARY

Grammatical Undoing
  • Molly:

    You & Robert are the SAME!! Only Robert is gay. And awesome.

  • Me:

    wow thanks for saying i'm not awesome. rude.

  • Molly:

    No i included you in that.

  • Me:

    you said we were the same except robert was gay and awesome. the truth comes out. you secretly hate. me.

  • Molly:

    No i just didn't want it to seem like his being gay is something that you are. so i said he's gay. then i was going to say BUT awesome but instead i said AND.

  • Me:

    BECAUSE IT'S WHAT YOU TRULY FEEL. :'(

  • Molly:

    No! I had no idea one conjunction could do so much damage.

  • Me:

    it's done all the damage.

Desire Smells Like That To Some People?
  • andee:

    the bathroom in the cafe smelled like penis the other night. I forgot how penis smells. It smells disgusting. Like a combination of lint, smegma and sweat.

  • kique:

    WHAT.

  • kique:

    that's dirty penis.

  • kique:

    straight boy penis.

  • kique:

    gay penis no smell like that.

/reblogged from Libérate.
NOTES: 6 11/4/10, 3:21pm FILED UNDER: #truth  #gay  #straight  #penis  #junk 
Eavesdropping on Two Ladies Talking About Carl Paladino on TV
  • Lady #1:

    Look at him! He's a vampire.

  • Lady #2:

    I don't think he's gonna win. He hates gay people! I think he gay hisself.

Fisty
  • denadorite:

    :|

  • denadorite:

    I'M FIESTY

  • jonomnom:

    you're fisty

  • jonomnom:

    which would be a far funnier sentence

  • jonomnom:

    if you were a lesbian

/reblogged from denadorite
6/8/10, 4:22pm FILED UNDER: #fisting  #gay  #sex  #feisty  #caps