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Posts tagged: friends

Bribes
  • Friend:

    We're all doing dinner and a movie tonight!

  • Me:

    Ugh. Not me.

  • Friend:

    What? Why?

  • Me:

    I'm exhausted and cranky.

  • Friend:

    What if I give you a vicodin?

  • Me:

    *siiiiiiiiiiiiigh* What time?

/reblogged from No bites of my food.
NOTES: 17 11/11/10, 6:53am FILED UNDER: #bribes  #drugs  #friends  #vicodin  #a hard bargain 
On the phone with my best friend...
  • Her:

    Happppppy Biiiiiirthday...What are you doing today?

  • Me:

    I'm at work.

  • Her:

    Me too.

  • Me:

    I'm at work and I'm 31. I can't believe it...

  • Her:

    Well now you can just start telling people that you're 39 and they'll be like "Oh my god she looks AMAZING."

  • Me:

    That is the best idea you've ever had.

  • Her:

    Yeah, well now me and my great ideas have to go serve soup to morons who eat at dive bars for lunch.

/reblogged from That's not very ladylike.
11/1/10, 12:31pm FILED UNDER: #tumblesbians  #mel  #in your 30s  #getting old  #brilliant  #friends  #birthdays 
livesophia: Jeremy “gets” me.

livesophia:

Jeremy “gets” me.

7/3/10, 7:39pm FILED UNDER: #mac book pro  #apple  #craigslist  #what would you do...  #head  #understanding  #friends 
Don't Call Me Baby
  • Friend:

    Hello hello baby, you called? I can't hear a thing. I have got no service in the club you s--

  • Me:

    You're never going to get a girlfriend.

  • Friend:

    Okay, that was mean

  • Me:

    And don't call me baby.

  • Friend:

    DON'T CALL ME BABY. DON'T CALL ME BABY ANY MORE ~

  • Me:

    I'm hanging up.

  • Friend:

    PLEEEEASE DON'T LEAVE ME~

  • Me:

    STOP SINGING

7/3/10, 3:38pm FILED UNDER: #dating  #romance  #virgin  #lady gaga  #singing  #pop culture  #CAPS  #friends  #harsh 
Something A Whore Would Say
  • Me:

    Please don't kill me before I get paid.

  • Krishna:

    That's something a whore would say.

  • Krishna:

    NOT THAT YOU'RE A WHORE!

  • Krishna:

    OMG fail.

/reblogged from Learn(ing) to Fly.
7/3/10, 7:35am FILED UNDER: #death  #money  #friends  #whores  #fail  #CAPS