Posts tagged: foods
There’s no bacon in the dining hall
Burn the place down
*pulls something out of the fridge and looks at it* Hey, did Mum make more soup or something?
I don't know, but don't eat it if you don't know where it came from.
Oh, Samantha. We come from very different schools of thought.
Make the food.
Make me a sandwich!
FUCK YOU, MAKE ME MY PIZZA ROLLS!
I can't hear you, there's too much dick in your mouth.
cclariiissssssaaaaa!! could you pause hating your life for a minute?
why?
would you just come over here?
ughhh but why?
so you can come and eat!
{ I think for a second, realized I haven't eaten all day and walk to the kitchen where my mom is, who looks at me weird for being wrapped in a blanket. }
okay, fine. but I'm not putting clothes on!
I didn't ask you to.
good, cause I plan to be chillen in my underwear while I enjoy this ~
i will force feed you fruity pebbles until your mouth orgasms
then ill roger you until........you..........orgasm
