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lacrossesticks: Attn: Men Don’t do things like this. You look like idiots.

lacrossesticks:

Attn: Men

Don’t do things like this. You look like idiots.

/reblogged from No bites of my food.
11/20/10, 5:12pm FILED UNDER: #men  #fail  #pron  #don't do that  #don't be that guy 
Via Gchat
  • Mom:

    Do I have your email address?

  • James:

    well, mom, how are you talking to me?

  • Mom:

    Okay, stupid question.

11/10/10, 3:01pm FILED UNDER: #parents  #moms  #the internets are hard  #technology  #fail  #family  #gchat 
Asian mother.

  • Ok so im in the car listening to the radio, and im listening to the song "Imma Be" by Black Eyed Peas.

  • Me:

    *jammin out.*

  • Mom:

    ....Why do they keep saying bumblebee!?!?!

/reblogged from lovefool
8/8/10, 12:46am FILED UNDER: #Imma Be  #bumblebee  #parents  #moms  #asian mom  #black eyed peas  #fail 
Something A Whore Would Say
  • Me:

    Please don't kill me before I get paid.

  • Krishna:

    That's something a whore would say.

  • Krishna:

    NOT THAT YOU'RE A WHORE!

  • Krishna:

    OMG fail.

/reblogged from Learn(ing) to Fly.
7/3/10, 7:35am FILED UNDER: #death  #money  #friends  #whores  #fail  #CAPS 
Trying the South Park 'Fishsticks' joke on my friend Ashley: FAIL
  • Me:

    Hey Ashley, you like fishsticks?

  • Ashley:

    I donno, I haven't tried them

  • Me:

    Guh, fine. If I erm, gave you fishsticks and you ate them, would you uh.. like it?

  • Ashley:

    How do I know? I have to eat them first.

  • Me:

    -_- Dude, would you eat fishsticks?

  • Ashley:

    Hm, they're fried right?

  • Me:

    F*ck this.

/reblogged from Doodles and Other Variouses
6/13/10, 11:05pm FILED UNDER: #what you get for trying to use south park bits in real life  #fail  #fish sticks