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Posts tagged: douche
tlbb:
GAY PICTIONARY
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Michelle J:
What are you doing?
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Me:
Working out at the gym. You?
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Michelle J:
Fuck you! Sometimes you are a douche. I'm eating chips and watching "The Simple Life."
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Brotha:
Ayo C, I wanna thank you for that tip. Imma go out and get me some of them Douche Marks.
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Carlton:
That's Deutsche Marks.
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james:
I had this whole conversation going on in my head on the train this morning. There was this hipster fuck and I was looking him up and down just thinking "look at that fucking mustache. Look at that pervert fucking ironic goddamn mustache and your fucking old mans polyester polo shirt. Oh, and look at you, you've got oversized headphones for your Ipod. You're too fucking retro for ear buds like a normal person. It really goes well with your fucking bald spot, you aging hipster piece of shit".
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jen:
Hahaha. Nice.
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james:
Yeah I was getting so angry I think I was muttering some of that.
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jen:
Ha. Angry train muttering guy.
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jen:
He was a douche.
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Olympia level douche.
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james:
The 300 meter dash of being a cock?
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jen:
Which, if you remember correctly, is incredibly douchey.
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Yes.
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He was so douchey, I should have taken pictures of him to post on "look at this fucking hipster"
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james:
So you are saying that if the Empire State Building was a thermometer of douche he would be King Kong at the top with a popped collar?
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me:
"Your shirt is too small. Your glasses are too big. Your pants are too tight. Your sneakers are too vintage. You are not Asian and neither is your fu manchu."
