Posts tagged: damn kids
Is that Michael Jackson?
Nope, that's Fran Lebowitz.
*trying on the CHB shirt I bought* It`s so big!
Let me try it.
*removes shirt*
*puts it on* It fits me. Can I have it?
OH MY GOD MOM HOW ABOUT NO ASDFGHJKL;.
Why?
Because my mother and a shirt that says "demigod in training" DO NOT go together.
I told her that there were four people in the Rolling Stones. But she texted her mum.
I knew that there was one called Mick!
*All the guys were squeezing each others' nipples hella hard making them name shit*
-Grabs Bryan's nipples- 5 CHOCOLATE BARS
OWW FUCK UH WHITE CHOCOLATE DARK CHOCOLATE NO CHOCOLATE--
Wtf?! LOL.