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Posts tagged: damn kids

Sorting books and movies in the basement:
  • Volunteer:

    Is that Michael Jackson?

  • Staffer Nic:

    Nope, that's Fran Lebowitz.

"Taking Love"?
  • Me:

    I just got a thought oAo

  • Rishou:

    ?

  • Me:

    Maybe the reason why people are taking love so fast is because of 2012 xD

  • Rishou:

    :))

  • Me:

    or is it just generation lol .____.

  • Rishou:

    Maybe but its probably generation

  • Me:

    Oho xD, but I guess it's just a fun thought to stir things up xD

  • Rishou:

    Yeah :))

Or Do They...
  • Me:

    *trying on the CHB shirt I bought* It`s so big!

  • Mom:

    Let me try it.

  • Me:

    *removes shirt*

  • Mom:

    *puts it on* It fits me. Can I have it?

  • Me:

    OH MY GOD MOM HOW ABOUT NO ASDFGHJKL;.

  • Mom:

    Why?

  • Me:

    Because my mother and a shirt that says "demigod in training" DO NOT go together.

The Rolling Stones
  • Jenn:

    I told her that there were four people in the Rolling Stones. But she texted her mum.

  • Tess:

    I knew that there was one called Mick!

Something Gay, No Doubt
  • *All the guys were squeezing each others' nipples hella hard making them name shit*

  • Junior:

    -Grabs Bryan's nipples- 5 CHOCOLATE BARS

  • Bryan:

    OWW FUCK UH WHITE CHOCOLATE DARK CHOCOLATE NO CHOCOLATE--

  • Everyone:

    Wtf?! LOL.