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Posts tagged: creeps
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Older married dude:
So what do you do for a living? Are you a stripper?
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Me:
I work in... what? Why would you say that?
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Older married dude:
I don't know. Wishful thinking I guess.
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Creep:
Is your name Tracey?
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Me:
(in sweet, accommodating, hospitality industry honed voice) Yes it is.
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Creep:
With an e in it?
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Me:
Yes, why?
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Creep:
Nooooo. Oh noooooo. *shaking his head like it's the worse thing in the world.*
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Me:
Okay, I'll just go take this other customer's order...
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Creep:
*puts chewed gum onto table*
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Me:
*stares horrified*
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Creep (to other waitress):
I've got to go now... But tell Tracey I'll be back later...
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Me:
*hides in kitchen*
So, the creeper is apparently trying to get back into my life… Not that he was really in it before, because riding on the elevator (when you needed to be on the floor you were already on to begin with and didn’t get off on my floor and just rode back up) and not saying more then 2 words to me doesn’t count as being my friend. Sending creepy messages to me on facebook telling me things I didn’t ask to know doesn’t count either.
I don’t wanna be your friend. I don’t want to know what your “music” sounds like, or what job you have. I NEVER replied to your last message. And when I didn’t get another message after nearly three months I thought you had FINALLY given up, but I guess I was wrong.
I wish I could actually send that message to you… It was the first thought I had when I saw this message… But I can’t be that mean no matter how creepy you are.
A) Send it.
and
B) Anonymity fail.
