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The WB does that to people
  • Ali:

    I was up until 3 AM watching "What I Like About You."

  • Me:

    What the hell is that?

  • Ali:

    It was that old WB sitcom with Amanda Bynes and Jennie Garth from 90210!

  • Me:

    You have such terrible taste in things. It makes me question the kind of person I am.

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NOTES: 7 11/21/10, 8:24am FILED UNDER: #couples  #bad tv  #the WB  #romance  #dating 
Love
  • Ali:

    I forgot to put my ring on this morning. How are people going to know we're engaged now?

  • Me:

    If we're together they'll be able to tell by the heavy sighing.

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NOTES: 22 11/19/10, 4:52pm FILED UNDER: #dating  #romance  #couples  #engaged  #marriage  #le sigh 
Sinner.
  • Ali:

    Here. Do something with this.

  • Me:

    Don't hand me something and tell me to do something with it. Because I will.

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11/17/10, 8:33am FILED UNDER: #couples 
White Whine/White Wine
  • Me:

    I had a really hard time choosing dishwasher detergent at Whole Foods...

  • Wife:

    Hash Tag "white whine"!

  • Me:

    Don't you "hash tag" me in my house!

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11/16/10, 8:21am FILED UNDER: #real life hash tags  #tumblesbians  #marriage  #couples  #1st world problems  #funny 
On getting into bed with MASSIVE sunburns
  • Nat:

    I love you, but if you even THINK of touching me while we sleep tonight I will punch you in the vagina.

  • Me:

    Don't worry, I have no plans of coming anywhere near you.

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6/13/10, 12:38pm FILED UNDER: #true love  #sunburns  #summer  #tumblesbians  #marriage  #couples