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Posts tagged: conjunction junction

Grammatical Undoing
  • Molly:

    You & Robert are the SAME!! Only Robert is gay. And awesome.

  • Me:

    wow thanks for saying i'm not awesome. rude.

  • Molly:

    No i included you in that.

  • Me:

    you said we were the same except robert was gay and awesome. the truth comes out. you secretly hate. me.

  • Molly:

    No i just didn't want it to seem like his being gay is something that you are. so i said he's gay. then i was going to say BUT awesome but instead i said AND.

  • Me:

    BECAUSE IT'S WHAT YOU TRULY FEEL. :'(

  • Molly:

    No! I had no idea one conjunction could do so much damage.

  • Me:

    it's done all the damage.