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Enemies
  • Cashier:

    I really like your eyes.

  • Me:

    Thanks. Yours are very nice, too.

  • Cashier:

    You buy a lot of sandwiches here.

  • Me:

    Yeah but not, like, all at once.

  • Cashier:

    Always the same sandwich?

  • Me:

    I sometimes rotate in a new cheese.

  • Cashier:

    Seems boring.

  • Me:

    You are.

  • Cashier:

    Boring?

  • Me:

    We went from best friends to worst enemies in a very short time.

  • Cashier:

    $7.35, please.

  • Me:

    Enemies.

  • Cashier:

    ...

  • Me:

    Keep the change. Have a good day!

/reblogged from lifetime achievement
NOTES: 55 9/24/11, 11:25am FILED UNDER: #enemies  #funny  #chat 
Crawl It.

geekhideout:

I met a cute, geeky girl in a bar and exchanged these texts later that evening:

Me: I can’t believe you know about SEO

Her: Turn you on? :)

Me: Definitely optimizes my engine.

Her: That’s only because you have a good conversion rate.

Me: You’re welcome to clickthrough.

Her: I’m afraid you may be a black hatter. Not a fan of interlinking.

Me: Too bad. I’d like to Bing.

Her: Well you are good at latent semantic indexing…

Me: Fuck, this is getting technical

Her: Are you cloaking?

Me: Well, I’m certainly not keyword stuffing

Her: I’m enjoying your splash page :)

Me: Then crawl it

Her: Not enough content in the meta data

Me: Not sure if you just called me an idiot or said I had a small penis

Her: No, just your content hasn’t been indexed yet. Simply happens to be very dynamic… in a very good way :)

Me: I’m not into backlinks though so don’t try anything

Her: I can’t figure out the translation…

Me: Anal.

/reblogged from The Geek Hideout
PRINT THIS POST NOTES: 7 5/17/10, 4:32pm FILED UNDER: #geek  #chat  #sexy  #nerdery  #nerd alert  #that's hot?  #technical  #surprise butt secs  #anal 
What does this button do?
  • Me:

    seriously. I have no idea.

  • You guys:

    Dude, it's for chat.

  • Me:

    Yeah, but does that mean you will chat at me?

  • You guys:

    it means it's for chat.

  • Me:

    I have no idea on Earth what that means.

  • You guys:

    so try it out.

  • Me:

    Ok.

  • [In this dialogue, the part of you guys was played by my own brain. Which alarms the crap out of me.]

/reblogged from Harkaway
1/12/10, 6:48pm FILED UNDER: #it's for chat  #chat  #button  #tumblr  #1 way chat  #inner dialogue 
verbal intercourse. Submit your conversations to http://verbalintercourse.tumblr.com/submit or email us at verbalintercourse@tumblr.com

verbal intercourse.

Submit your conversations to http://verbalintercourse.tumblr.com/submit or email us at verbalintercourse@tumblr.com

HIGH RES 1/11/10, 9:07am FILED UNDER: #verbal intercourse  #conversation  #chat  #submit  #submissions 
Gotcha
  • me:

    Haha! Oh god, mom, that was too cute! Can I blog what you just said?!

  • mom:

    No

  • me:

    Aww man! Well can I blog about me asking you if I can blog what you just said, and you saying no?

  • mom:

    No.

  • me:

    Can I blog about me asking you if I can blog about me asking you if I can blog what you just said and the fact that you said no, like, two levels in?

  • mom:

    No.

  • me:

    Mmm... can I tumble it as a chat?

  • mom:

    ... what's that?

  • me:

    (sly smile)

/reblogged from john cabrera
NOTES: 17 12/17/09, 4:14am FILED UNDER: #parents  #family  #moms  #tumblr  #blog  #chat