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Posts tagged: career opportunities

This week in "How to be a creep":
  • Older married dude:

    So what do you do for a living? Are you a stripper?

  • Me:

    I work in... what? Why would you say that?

  • Older married dude:

    I don't know. Wishful thinking I guess.

Rolling in the big bucks...
  • Me:

    Why do you insist on put trash in the kitchen sink?

  • Ali:

    To piss you off. It's my job.

  • Me:

    I know. You're good at it. I wish you got paid.

  • Ali:

    I KNOW! We'd be RICH!