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Posts tagged: bribes

Bribes
  • Friend:

    We're all doing dinner and a movie tonight!

  • Me:

    Ugh. Not me.

  • Friend:

    What? Why?

  • Me:

    I'm exhausted and cranky.

  • Friend:

    What if I give you a vicodin?

  • Me:

    *siiiiiiiiiiiiigh* What time?

/reblogged from No bites of my food.
NOTES: 17 11/11/10, 6:53am FILED UNDER: #bribes  #drugs  #friends  #vicodin  #a hard bargain 
Pancake bribes work
  • Ali:

    I'm going to get showered so we can go to the grocery store.

  • Me:

    Ah fuck. I don't want to go to the grocery store.

  • Ali:

    We can go for pancakes firs-

  • Me:

    OKAY.

/reblogged from Grumbl rumbl tumbl
NOTES: 13 12/31/09, 8:18pm FILED UNDER: #pancakes  #bribes  #done and done