Posts tagged: balls
well, i gave her a call and she didn't answer, so i guess the ball's in her court?
what? you GAVE her the ball? HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED BASKETBALL.
yeah.
what you do is you pretend as though you aren't interested in the game. that way she thinks you're not playing so that she drops the ball, and that's when you grab it. bam, three pointer. you just banged her. YOU'RE WELCOME.
dude, i hate all this 'game' bullshit.
oh, that's just because you're not good at it yet.
fallen fruit sounds like descended testicles.
i don't understand, they descend?
don't you have them??
i do but i didn't realize they moved
i mean, more than usual
YOU ARE NOT PEANUT BUTTER
Laughing and crying and I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS REAL
So maybe my analogy was flawed - but not entirely. Check this out- He's the corn dog at the AM/PM that looks really fucking good at 2am - NAY - he's the garlic fries you eat on tequila night! They seem delicious and right for you, until they're making you puke your guts out! SAY NO TO THE GARLIC FRIES! Hold out for that midnight run to Denny's!
You need eggs.
Not garlic fries.
This is not better.
Get James in on this.
You're not doing your best work.
He's no help. He's too busy singing "balls" for every word of "chestnuts roasting on an open fire" whilst flipping through netflix on demand.
