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Posts tagged: bacon
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Me:
There’s no bacon in the dining hall
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Dad:
Burn the place down
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Guy:
How could you not like it?
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Girl:
I just don't!
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Me:
What are we talking about?
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Guy:
She doesn't like bacon on her pizza!
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Me:
EVVVVVVVILLLLLL!
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nOva:
http://consumerist.com/2010/04/cook-bacon-in-a-machine-gun-1.html
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PBG:
we're gonna have u see somebody about this bacon "thing"
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nOva:
lmao
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PBG:
i don't like it! associate glorious bacon w/violence
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no bueno
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nOva:
ummm
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bacon is a result of violence against pigs
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lol
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PBG:
it's humane violence. hmph.
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like capital punishment
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nOva:
lol
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Padi:
(btw i honestly regret dissing the pork sandwich, it’s so bloody good)
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Padi:
i would hog all the sandwiches if i could
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Padi:
pig out on them
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me:
haha
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me:
the aporkalypse is imminent
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me:
you hammed it up
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Padi:
man you gotta stop swhining
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me:
but the results are so spigtacular
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Padi:
oh god
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Padi:
i wanted to do one with bacon
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Padi:
but it was so bad that half my neurons shut down in protest
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Padi:
you’re bacon me angry
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me:
enlightenment…bacons.
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me:
beckons? damn
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Padi:
ok now i don’t feel so bad
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me:
omg you brat! wurst one ever
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me:
brain dying from embarassment, hang on
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Padi:
this is making me hot, dog
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me:
totally relishing it
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Padi:
i don’t think i can ketchup
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me:
whahaaahahah
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Padi:
haha that one was almost too easy
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me:
but you must! ardently!
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me:
…/dies
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Padi:
OH MY GOD LOL
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me:
SHUSH
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me:
i’m on a roll here!
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me:
or rather on a bun
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Padi:
on an abundance of lameness
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Padi:
i guess we’re just born and bread for this stuff
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Padi:
the yeast you could do is stop though
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me:
it pays treating (pastry) the subject like this though
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me:
debunking all kinds of er things
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me:
wheat better continue
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Padi:
damn you amaize me
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me:
i oat to
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Padi:
despite the cornyness
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me:
darn you beat me to it. but just barley
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me:
must be deeply ingrained
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Padi:
i must husk you to stop now
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me:
hay, why?
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Padi:
HAHAHA
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Padi:
god how to do one with lentil
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Padi:
damn you
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me:
HAHAHAH
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me:
guess you haven’t bean there yet
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me:
so it isn’t dahl yet
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Padi:
oh my god my mind is totally unready for pun-making today
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Padi:
when you said bean it immediately tried to do something with garbanzo
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Padi:
GARBANZO
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me:
OMG HAHAHAHAH complex
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me:
your brain’s just setting you a challenge!
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me:
just appease it
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Padi:
i lack my pun making garb, and zo i cannot do it
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me:
………………………
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Padi:
LOL
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me:
oh. my. god.
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Padi:
hahahahahaha i am so ashamed
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me:
it’s hilarious and terrible
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me:
chick, peas stop
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Padi:
AHAHAHA
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me:
my turn to be ashamed
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Padi:
i don’t think i can do you that fava
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me:
soy-ou shouldn’t
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Padi:
i see there’s a meanie amung us
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Padi:
puts us in quite the dilima
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me:
broadly speaking
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me:
it is moderately repulsive
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Padi:
hahahahahaha
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me:
i tried legume but…it…failed…
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me:
i mean…leggo..me
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Padi:
HAHAHA
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me:
legu…me…
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Padi:
that’s just pushing it man
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me:
*kvetches *
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Padi:
thought you just like pulling my leg, umean things so amicably
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me:
huh?
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me:
OH
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me:
ARGH
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Padi:
HAHA
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me:
DIED
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Padi:
hahahahaha
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me:
it’s like you just punched me in the eye
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Padi:
agh roommate playing slow spanish pop ballads on loop
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me:
…black-eyed. peas stop.
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Padi:
AGHGHGH
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Padi:
mi so agonised
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me:
HAHAHAHAHA
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me:
kombuhoohoo
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me:
*dashi-ng away now *
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Padi:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i will tempurarily halt
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me:
oh good you’re finally soba!
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me:
udon’t want to continue?
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Padi:
DANG
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Padi:
no, not for the ramender of the day
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me:
oh shush(i)
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me:
….ignore that
