Posts tagged: awesome
You & Robert are the SAME!! Only Robert is gay. And awesome.
wow thanks for saying i'm not awesome. rude.
No i included you in that.
you said we were the same except robert was gay and awesome. the truth comes out. you secretly hate. me.
No i just didn't want it to seem like his being gay is something that you are. so i said he's gay. then i was going to say BUT awesome but instead i said AND.
BECAUSE IT'S WHAT YOU TRULY FEEL. :'(
No! I had no idea one conjunction could do so much damage.
it's done all the damage.
So... you think being able to go to the bathroom is cool?
I'm saying that it's cool that I can get up and pee in the toilet and not in the bed.
...
You don't understand me. My thoughts are awesome.
So, I was on the phone with Grandma after you came out to her.
Oh? How did that go?
Well...this is what she said:
Kendra told me her secret today and I don't think I took it as well as I should have. But if it makes her happy, then that's good. I want her to be happy.
Yep, me too.
One of these days, one of you grandkids are going to have to teach me how this works.
How what works, Grandma?
How it works for two girls to be together.
Uh...*pause* Grandma, I don't really know either.
Well 'cause I know there are toys but then I see that image and I don't want to think about it.
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Oh dear.
So I had this dream and you were in it.
Oh no...
It starts with my BF wearing a thong.
And everyone accepts it and thinks I am crazy.
But then I end up getting dragged off to this room where your are.
...
You're there and have started a flute orchestra and changed your name to Smoothie.
You were really adamant about it too.
If I decided to change my name to Smoothie, I really would be adamant about it.
