Posts tagged: NYC
Look at him! He's a vampire.
I don't think he's gonna win. He hates gay people! I think he gay hisself.
...
LIC?!
Huh?! What's LIC?!
Like I Care?!
Oh crap, IDNKT (I Did Not Know That)! ._.
Kim ask the subway lady directions!
Hi, can you please tell us how to get to Time Square?
TIME SQUARE?! GIIIIRL, YOU IN BROOKLYN!
0_o Whaaaaaat?!
dude
if i get that job
in torrance
first i will pee my pants
then i will change my pants
then i will move to manhattan and frat it out all day long
are you running today?
no fucking chance, between the blood and the cramps and the heat, there's no way i won't end up puking
man up run while puking
that would be glorious
i haven't thrown up from running since the 90s
i'm not starting today
just running past scooting kid going "bloorrrffffaaggagagagallele
hahahaha
pufh"
you find me unconscious half way up the block, covered in side walk chalk graffiti
and vomit
scooting kid is crying his retard eyes out
hahaha
or standing over me ominously
staring, mouth agape
little drool
pants around ankles
aw man
gross
I went there
i hate you and fat scootin kid
monster
hey, I'm not the one who finds sexual gratification in laying on concrete covered in vomit while a retarded person cries and masturbates
That is you
a bit of a stretch there my friend, but i'll allow it
