Posts tagged: 1 way chats
speaking of jerking off
its lunch time
DUDE.
THERE IS A KRIPSTORAN IN MY FAMILY TREE.
IT'S HIS FIRST NAME.
KRIPSTORAN.
KRIPSTORAN.
KRRRRRRRIPPPPPPPSTOOOOORAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN.
fuck i am so bored
03:19 PM)
well fuck you too
Seriously though, I linked you to quality musical porn and you don't say anything about it, WTF? We should bring the musical porn genre back, perhaps a rock opera with penetration. We could call it 'Tommy Gunz,' and the lead character is a gay porn star who is straight and only in it for the money. He can long for straight porn, but his wife/girlfriend could not handle it -- we need to work out the details, but I think that is good frame work. Drugs would have to be involved, maybe an acid/viagra cocktail before each scene so we could have a whole tripping balls while fucking rock montage sequence.
It is money, I'm telling you.
Fuck, it's so money, it's EUROS.
then i told people i was like ellen degeneres but not lesbian.
then i stole a handful of max's legoes
and then when i went to go pee in maxs bathroom, caraline was in his basement and apparently i sent her a text saying "my pee smells like cap't morgan"
