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On the topic of inadvertently talking about sex with an IKEA salesperson:
  • Me:

    How do these temporary bed leg things work?

  • IKEA worker guy:

    They have to be used with one of our box springs.

  • Me:

    Oh, well we don't have one of yours, but our head board /foot board is too big for our loft situation and we just need a temporary solution to get the bed up off the floor.

  • IKEA guy:

    Well, you can try these risers, they are super cheap and very popular.

  • Me:

    Hmmmmmm. Well are they sturdy? I mean...STURDY? Or are they just for old people who don't really "use" their beds?

  • IKEA guy:

    Oh, I see...well I put mine to "use" quite often and have yet to have any issues.