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  • Mom:

    When I grow old and you put me in a nursing home, at least bring me fresh flowers every day. I love fresh flowers.

  • Me:

    (sips wine)

  • Mom:

    And a rum & diet every once in a while. I could use a few of those.

  • Me:

    (sips wine)

  • Mom:

    Wait! I remember you said you'd never put me in a nursing home.

  • Me:

    That's right. I'm going to move you to Provincetown with me and hire a drag queen to take care of you.

  • Mom:

    As long as she makes a good rum & diet.

/reblogged from tlbb
NOTES: 69 1/28/11, 11:46pm
 
  1. bostongrits said: I am NOT taking care if your mother. Oh. Wait. She’s my age. Hire a good drag queen for both of us Hun.
  2. captainchesticals reblogged this from verbalintercourse
  3. jesseboy said: i love your mom.
  4. dimshala reblogged this from tlbb