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This auto-correct excuse is going to get me out of so many sticky situations
  • Me:

    Wanna come over and do a bunch of cocaine?

  • Guy:

    WHAT?

  • Me:

    Cocaine?

  • Guy:

    No....

  • Me:

    Ooohhhh! Haha Damn auto-correct!

  • Me:

    I meant to say homework

  • Me:

    Not cocaine

  • Me:

    DEFINITELY NOT COCAINE.

 
  1. verbalintercourse reblogged this from lacrossesticks
  2. msavignon said: I like the first option better.
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