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teaching my friend 'the game'
  • him:

    well, i gave her a call and she didn't answer, so i guess the ball's in her court?

  • me:

    what? you GAVE her the ball? HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED BASKETBALL.

  • him:

    yeah.

  • me:

    what you do is you pretend as though you aren't interested in the game. that way she thinks you're not playing so that she drops the ball, and that's when you grab it. bam, three pointer. you just banged her. YOU'RE WELCOME.

  • him:

    dude, i hate all this 'game' bullshit.

  • me:

    oh, that's just because you're not good at it yet.