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Bribes
  • Friend:

    We're all doing dinner and a movie tonight!

  • Me:

    Ugh. Not me.

  • Friend:

    What? Why?

  • Me:

    I'm exhausted and cranky.

  • Friend:

    What if I give you a vicodin?

  • Me:

    *siiiiiiiiiiiiigh* What time?

 
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