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Teach me how to effortlessly look a gift horse in the mouth the way you do

avocadosalad:

Me: I got us a netflix account, now we can instantly watch thousands of movies and TV shows.
Mom: What if I want to watch a new release? God, Anna! You’re so selfish!
Me:  

 
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