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On the phone with my best friend...
  • Her:

    Happppppy Biiiiiirthday...What are you doing today?

  • Me:

    I'm at work.

  • Her:

    Me too.

  • Me:

    I'm at work and I'm 31. I can't believe it...

  • Her:

    Well now you can just start telling people that you're 39 and they'll be like "Oh my god she looks AMAZING."

  • Me:

    That is the best idea you've ever had.

  • Her:

    Yeah, well now me and my great ideas have to go serve soup to morons who eat at dive bars for lunch.

/reblogged from That's not very ladylike.
11/1/10, 12:31pm FILED UNDER: #tumblesbians  #mel  #in your 30s  #getting old  #brilliant  #friends  #birthdays