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Enemies
  • Cashier:

    I really like your eyes.

  • Me:

    Thanks. Yours are very nice, too.

  • Cashier:

    You buy a lot of sandwiches here.

  • Me:

    Yeah but not, like, all at once.

  • Cashier:

    Always the same sandwich?

  • Me:

    I sometimes rotate in a new cheese.

  • Cashier:

    Seems boring.

  • Me:

    You are.

  • Cashier:

    Boring?

  • Me:

    We went from best friends to worst enemies in a very short time.

  • Cashier:

    $7.35, please.

  • Me:

    Enemies.

  • Cashier:

    ...

  • Me:

    Keep the change. Have a good day!

/reblogged from lifetime achievement
NOTES: 55 9/24/11, 11:25am FILED UNDER: #enemies  #funny  #chat 
 
  1. verbalintercourse reblogged this from lifetimeachievement
  2. bobblablaw said: Clever and quick! And I agree with the person below.
  3. electricpencils said: I know you’re all doing music and stuff, but I think we could make a good sitcom.